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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.