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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 847 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.