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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3380 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 804639 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.