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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2598 | New Chunks Explored: | 522281 |
Votes: | 2902 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.