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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4186 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
