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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7010 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 498 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4725 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
