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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 291 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
