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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8802 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
