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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9455 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 429697 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2539 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4747 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
