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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4541 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2136 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.