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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9748 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2168 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 653 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Votes: | 9284 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.