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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9677 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
