Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Crops Grown: 1930
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Villages Defended: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6147 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchantments Applied: 133
    Ores Mined: 753 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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