BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

world.krumbledmc.com

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

guncolony.com

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	2232

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

– $1000 FTOP PRIZE – RAID & PVP EVENTS – KitPVP, KoTH’s & 1V1 – OPTIMISED PRINTER, Schematica – WORKING CANNONS – TNT Knockback & Damage Disabled – CROPHOPPERS, Sellwands & Super-Creepers – GENBUCKETS, Infinite – Cobble, Sand, Obsidian – VOID/SELL CHESTS, Chunk Busters, and much more!

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3953	Ores Mined:	4486
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	3964
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8724
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	50985
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

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