BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1032
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	139
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1863

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4118	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mines Excavated:	2525
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8188
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ores Mined:	5656
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Farms Harvested:	505	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	2262	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mines Excavated:	2077

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu