BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	4306	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7699	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	4418
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!