BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6079	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9143
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	4794
Farms Harvested:	857	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.