BeyondMine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	973
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crops Grown:	9512
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Votes:	6298
New Chunks Explored:	607034	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1709	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1