Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name BTA 7.1_01
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location Northeastern United States
Server Status 24/7 uptime
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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 284266
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Emeralds Found: 1255

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ores Mined: 9137
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

    Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7102 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

    PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 191
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3222 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Gender Bender Craft

    Gender Bender Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

    Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5156 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

    Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

    Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 229
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

    Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

    Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

    Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency

    SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 9832 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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