Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Better Than Landon’s Mom SMP: No Mods, Just Pure Chaos! 16+ Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name BTA 7.1_01
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Location Northeastern United States
Server Status 24/7 uptime
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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs BTA 7.1_01, which is a Better Than Adventure version.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Basic rules apply – no griefing, stealing, or being evil. Your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

3. Will my builds be safe on the server?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and your builds will not be lost.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Dragon Eggs Found: 4570
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

    Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 7405
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelPeenPurge

    PixelPeenPurge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1221 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Animals Bred: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

    TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1027 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RoommateCraft

    RoommateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

    Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

    Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

    So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mines Excavated: 4208

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

    FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server
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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Stand Up Minecraft Server

    Stand Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

    Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

    My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review
    Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

    PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

    So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Potions Brewed: 62 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockBuster100

    BlockBuster100
    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LebCraft: Ground Ops!

    LebCraft: Ground Ops!
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

    PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 8
    Animals Bred: 80 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

    But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7097 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6617
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3515 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ChildhoodOffenseCraft

    ChildhoodOffenseCraft
    Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NorthKoreaBusHeist

    NorthKoreaBusHeist
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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