Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
New Chunks Explored: 311627 Villages Defended: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • 1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

    1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

    2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

    3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

    4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

    5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Magic Items Found: 5524 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

    Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Solara Skyblock

    Solara Skyblock

    Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

    I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

    What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

    Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • X_SMP

    X_SMP

    X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Animals Bred: 187 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Troll Body Minecraft Server

    Troll Body Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

    RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HonBar

    HonBar

    Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UA Danylo Server

    UA Danylo Server

    My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Movie SMP for Truecels

    Movie SMP for Truecels
    Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 1471

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gladia Earth

    Gladia Earth

    Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FleshFactory

    FleshFactory

    Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Trump Costume Minecraft Server

    Trump Costume Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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