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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	900	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Towns Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	1766
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Magic Items Found:	8317

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	616323	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	284291	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	3273	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!