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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Towns Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Love Letters Sent:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	287	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	3512	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	8913
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7190

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	5938	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Mines Excavated:	3568	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchantments Applied:	90
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	7045

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	672693	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	3022	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4134	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.