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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	949416	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Towns Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	963	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	776	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	189
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.