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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 557 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 196 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.