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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4299 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.