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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1080 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.