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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2045 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 8768 | Enchantments Applied: | 198 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.