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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6720 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.