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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1198 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 270 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.