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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9000 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Votes: | 8006 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.