Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Farms Harvested:	339
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	1525

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	2123
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

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Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3194
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Crops Grown:	3893
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1311	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).