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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2525 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
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