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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8049 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 862551 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).