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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 600792 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Mines Excavated: | 2454 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).