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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1069 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4181 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!