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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 140 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 126 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!