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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4116 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!