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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 619 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 408 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
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