BeastsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	930879	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	5801
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9817
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	5802	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	5696
Enchantments Applied:	195	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	6573	New Chunks Explored:	33017
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	8198
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crops Grown:	3847
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8751
Star Shards Collected:	191	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	2637	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5