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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2128 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 690183 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 9202 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 359 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!