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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5558 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 82 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!