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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6118 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!