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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7788 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 180 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!