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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6481 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3074 |
Crops Grown: | 9553 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!