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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9350 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!