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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6489 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2928 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!