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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3120 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3322 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!