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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8198 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!