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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8017 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!